Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Call me Ishmyelle...

Husband and I have a running collection of stripper names. You know… names that inspire thoughts of mirrored walls and the perpetual smell of French vanilla. Seriously! You know it’s true- some kids have names that just instinctively suggest they will be paying their electric bill with singles. Here are some examples:
Destiny
Jade
Cheyenne
Rainn
Sierra
Shawna
Tristan

Other names that qualify are attempts at unique spellings of relatively normal names. They often start with a K rather than a C or they replace the Y on the end with EE, etc. etc. For instance:
Kamryn
Kristal
Destinee
Ebonee
Jewyl
Rayne

We were watching the “Birthday Board” on the local morning news today and there was a 1-year-old baby girl named… TAMRYN. I’m sure Little Tamryn will have hours of fun with the Fisher-Price “My First Pole”.

And behold! Once again, the great almighty Internet shall provide for all our needs!
A Quiz to Learn Your Secret Stripper Name

My secret stripper name? Gigi, apparently. Only I would spell it JiJi.

Comments are open- share your favorite stripper name, Blogites!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi... found you via DallasKs.

As for stripper names... I once judged a cheerleading tryout where one of the girls had the name JoJo Zappitelli. I immediately thought stripper. It just makes you want to add "jazz hands" when announcing her name! =) She was actually a really nice girl, but I still giggle when I hear her name.

Have a great day!

Lady Liberal said...

ROFLMAO!
OK... that's a whole new category- jazz hands names! JoJo Zappitelli makes me think drag queen, too...

Anonymous said...

How about Amazing Grace. Can't hear that song without seeing bumps and grinds and clothes flying.