*Sitting at the dinner table by front window*
Me: Hey, some kind of little critter just went skittering down the front walk...
Him: What was it?
Me: Not sure- bunny, squirrel, neighbor's cat...?
*Sitting on the couch playing with his new Blackberry*
Me: Oh, hey, watch this... I can update my Twitter from our phones!
Him: ... does that hurt?...
Me: Not as much as you'd think.