*On my return to bed after a particularly grueling baby wake-up.*
Husband: Is she ok?
Me: Yeah, she’s back to sleep...finally.
Husband: What got her up and so hard to put back down?
Me: Dunno. Might have been some heartburn/reflux issues, though… ‘cause I finally gave her ½ a teaspoon Maalox in desperation and now she’s sleeping nicely.
Husband: What could have given her heartburn???
Me: State of the economy.
Husband: Good point.
Me: *sleepily* ‘Night