Monday, October 08, 2007

An Open Letter

To The Women of the 2nd Floor:

It is horrifically bad she-karma to allow a PREGNANT WOMAN, much less any other sister, to exit the ladies room with her dress rucked up in the backside of her panties.

You know who you are.

A curse upon you. May your maxi pad adhesive yank at your pubes.

Sincerely,
The Waddling Woman in Green

3 comments:

ccw said...

LOL!

I am so sorry.

I would have said something. I even mention when a tag is sticking out.

Mieke said...

Thanks for that pubs line. Oh my God I needed that chuckle.

Thanks also for stopping by and sharing your story. I do suspect exactly what you suggest. It is heartbreaking and karmic payback for what I did to my first husband. I hope the universe knows we're clear now.

Thanks again.

I'm not even supposed to be here today said...

That's so WRONG!!