Email conversation with my Friend, J...
Me: I'm running away to join the circus. Care to join?
J: I thought you already worked there.... I know I do... but, pray tell, why are you running away?
Me: I'm running away because there are no good jobs outside the circus in which I can wear a tiara and tutu full time. (Trust me... people here look at you funny if you try.)
That and I want a career where I can stay drunk with carnies. Much more interesting.
J: LOL! Tiaras, Tutus and Beer, oh my!