Conversation between me and a male coworker/friend:
HIM: Your alma mater has an Alliance for Women. That’s sexist. I’m going to start the Alliance for Men!
ME: We already have one- it’s called the Federal Government.
HIM: Seriously! It's offensive!
ME: Yeah? So's several thousand years of patriarchal rule.
*SIGH* I am weary. Where the hell is that revolution already?
Seems Britney and Paris topped the worst-dressed list. Well, DUH! Bare vulvas are SO last season!