Wednesday, January 10, 2007

The Alliance for the Oblivious

Conversation between me and a male coworker/friend:

HIM: Your alma mater has an Alliance for Women. That’s sexist. I’m going to start the Alliance for Men!

ME: We already have one- it’s called the Federal Government.

HIM: Seriously! It's offensive!

ME: Yeah? So's several thousand years of patriarchal rule.

*SIGH* I am weary. Where the hell is that revolution already?

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Seems Britney and Paris topped the worst-dressed list. Well, DUH! Bare vulvas are SO last season!

1 comment:

Mac said...

I hope you ended the conversation by slapping him the head. Grrr.